A lull…

24 07 2008

As projects wind down, it’s been quite the administrative lull lately.  Projects are done and rolling out the door; paperwork is ramped up and covering my desk. :(  Hopefully, over the next few weeks, some new fun and excitement will jump in the door—including a new project involving mobile devices (yay!).

If not, maybe it’ll give me time to get back into experiment mode and kick around the new ASP.NET MVC Preview 4 and ASP.NET AJAX 4.0 Preview.  I haven’t had nearly enough time to dink at home—all this newfound housework takes a LOT of time and energy. Heh.





Bought a Home! The Epic

22 06 2008

Over the next few days, I’ll be moving into my first home.  I’ve spent the past 6 months scowering the housing market and finally found one I really like.  Unlike most the country, homes in the midwest are going UP in price, so finding what I wanted (in what I could afford) was quite tricky. I’ll post up some pics over the next few days. So, time is tight and I probably won’t be posting much for the next couple of weeks. See you soon! As I do have access to the internet, I’ll be updating this post with news about the new place and photos (if/when I find my camera in the box it’s in).

UPDATE: noon, 26 June - Sellers are unable to meet the requirements of a new roof (my insurance won’t cover the highly hail damaged roof) by the closing deadline–if I can’t insure it, I can’t close on it.  No extensions apply–I fear that they’ll just keep dragging it out.  I let the agent know that the deal’s off.  We’ll work up the paperwork tomorrow when she’s in town.  Grr, guess back to the drawing boards.  Now to call EVERYONE back.

UPDATE: 11:30pm, 26 June - Sellers are now able to meet the requirements (*lots of shouting, angry feelings, angst*) and we’re going to closing tomorrow even though they said they can’t make it this afternoon.  I swear I’ve never felt more out of control or mislead in my life.  Come to find out that what is said means absolutely nothing and requires all parties to SIGN for it.  So, apparently we’re closing tomorrow afternoon.  Now to call EVERYONE back… AGAIN!

UPDATE: 12:00pm, 27 June – The insanity continues.  The closing time is now iffy because the title agency can’t get everything together by the 2:00pm closing time.  I’m frantically trying to get utilities back on since, due to the weekend and the Sunday possession date, I don’t want to walk into a hot, waterless house on Monday morning.

UPDATE: 9:45pm, 27 June – Well, everything is done and I have keys in my hand.  With what seemed like a hundred signatues, countless stacks of papers and agreements, and some awkward moments with all the shuffle of the past few days—it’s finally over.  We take possession midday Sunday.  If nothing else, this has been a wild ride.  Pictures and more coming soon.

UPDATE: 8:00am, 30 June – Well, a day of cleaning (and partial box moving yesterday) and things are taking shape.  Here’s a few photos that I’ll add to as we clean the house.  Click for full images. :)

Front entry

Front entry with real hardwood floors.

Living rom

Living room with passthrough to kitchen, dutch door, and fireplace.

Skylights

Living room has old English framing and skylights.

Kitchen

Kitchen with eat-in dining area, bay window.

UPDATE: 11:15am, 3 July – Wow, what a rush of busy days.  Everything is moved, appliances are in, and the important things are setup and working—the computer (and internet), the new HD TV and tuner, and the coffee pot.





Lost in translation…

18 04 2008

Michael sent me this line of text in German yesterday…

Auslieferung oder Würfel!

Now, me knowing absolutely ZERO German (except swear words, of course), hit up Google Translate. Google returned:

Extradition or cubes!
Uhhh.. meh?  Come to find out, he originally used Babel to translate “Surrender or die!” from English to German.  Now, extradition is a legal term for surrendering (basically being taken from one jurisdiction to another for trial), but… cubes?
 
If you’ve seen Google’s headquarters, they are anything but “cube farms,” so maybe this is a bit of their influences… cubes == death.
 
Also, tossing the phrase back into Babel is just as odd…
Distribution or cube!
For some odd reason, this continues to make me laugh as I sit back in my chair and look around at the 8’ cold, gray prison cube walls.




Are you obsessed with the Internet?

18 03 2008

Note: The research is real, but this post is a mix of my opinions and a bit of jest.  Take it as you will.  Thanks to Michael for pointing this out to me this morning. 

Apparently “internet addiction” is real (or real enough for doctors to charge you for a visit).  While the c|Net article is a citation of a citation of an American Journal of Psychiatry article, you can find the original research article here (there’s a link to the full PDF available as well).

According to the journal extract, the characteristics of someone with internet addiction are:

Conceptually, the diagnosis is a compulsive-impulsive spectrum disorder that involves online and/or offline computer usage  and consists of at least three subtypes: excessive gaming, sexual preoccupations, and e-mail/text messaging. All of the variants share the following four components: 1) excessive use, often associated with a loss of sense of time or a neglect of basic drives, 2) withdrawal, including feelings of anger, tension, and/or depression when the computer is inaccessible, 3) tolerance, including the need for better computer equipment, more software, or more hours of use, and 4) negative repercussions, including arguments, lying, poor achievement, social isolation, and fatigue.

Do you know someone who’s addicted?  Honestly, this sounds like most everyone I work with and even my 74 year old father.  While I see the “characteristics” in most everyone, I wonder what the qualifying limits are—how much is “excessive use”? 

My job requires me to be online eight hours a day—is that excessive?  Should I only work 1–2 hours a day to prevent this mental illness?

I used to spend hours and hours online researching for reports, projects, and such for college—is that excessive?  During those times, I did tend to lose track of time, but was that a result of the internet or my depth into my topic of study?  Honestly, if I was in a library with books, I’d probably lose track of time just as easily.

I do feel a bit lost without my cell phone or instant messaging.  I’m not sure it’s “addictive,” but I’m used to JIT communication that postal mail seems pointless.  For example, I did my taxes over the weekend—why would anyone EVER mail their taxes in anymore now that it can be done online or via a third-party product (TurboTax, etc) for free?  They even offer auto-withdrawal (/sulk) or auto-deposit.  That’s not addictive, that’s just productive!

Now, to the fourth point—negative repercussions.  I believe that “lying, poor achievement, social isolation, and fatigue” are quite negative, but that the problem lies deeper than simply someone who doesn’t get out enough.  So often I think we blame the technology or the tools rather than focusing on the individual and norms.  To be totally honest, I’d easily classify as an “addict” under these stipulations—except the negative repercussions: I can’t think of an instance I’ve lied about my usage, I assume I do well at work (I’m still employed) and managed a 4.0 honors in my masters program, I’m rarely socially isolated, but do enjoy time away from humanity, and well, okay, fatigue has got me—there’s never enough hours in the day to sleep!

With most research, it is important to keep in mind that correlation does not imply causation and that an individual who surfs the web, uses email, upgrades their computer regularlly, gets pissed when the Internet service is offline (*cough*Cox Cable*cough*), and doesn’t get enough sleep may be an addict—or they could just be you.

So, are you an addict?

 





Pipe.Capacity == false || Pipe.ConnectionsTo(’NetFlix’) > this

26 02 2008

<rant>

A need came up today to test how Windows Server 2008 and some of our web apps handled.  Republishing apps is pretty easy given their portability with the Deployment Packages, but simply getting the server going was a pain.  Hardware shortage?  Nah.  Lack of a pipe—heck yeah.

The Pacific through a Straw

I wonder if I can claim any sort of overtime for 352 hours…

We’ve been having huge internet bandwidth issues lately at work—our 100 MB pipe feels like the Pacific Ocean through a straw.  I can usually deal with slow internet browsing (since most sites and services are blocked anyway), but when i need an ISO from Microsoft’s MSDN library, I usually need it right awayish.  *sigh*

The fix?

Last time, the following resolved the problem: remoting into my home computer, starting the download, waiting 5 minutes while it downloaded at 2.8–3.2MB/sec, calling home and asking REALLY nicely for someone to put a DVD in the drive, setting it to burn, driving home (1+ hour), getting DVD, eating lunch, driving back (1+ hour).

Unfortunately, it’s a bit late in the day now—I’ll just do my testing tomorrow.

And that’s acceptable as a “way of doing business.” :(  It could drive a person crazy.  Honestly, while the field trip opportunity is nice, I’d rather things just worked here.

</rant>

 





Give it a minute, the weather will change…

28 01 2008

Okay, it seems pointless to blog the “weather”… but the people I game with and chat with from around the world think the jokes about Kansas weather are just that—jokes.

Kansas Weather

So, today (28 jan 08)… it’s going to be 70 F.  That’s spring time weather, maybe even early summer, when you tend to leave the jacket at home.  Then, since it’s Kansas, you’ll note the 25–35mph winds (local forecasts show up to 50mph in the rural areas). That may seem almost storm-like, but it’s pretty normal here. I don’t even want to discuss the little marks on my new car’s paint.

But… our HIGH tomorrow is our low tonight… with SNOW.

Seriously, give it a minute and it’ll change.

 





LOLCode - Implementing “Fuzzy” Logic on Domain Driven Design

14 01 2008

Yeah, it’s still a Monday.  A week or so ago, a friend and I spent far too much time laughing at the LOLCats page—one of the most popular blogs here on WordPress (I’m not quite sure what that says about humanity, but none-the-less).

Earlier in 2007, a few developers coded up a compiler for the “leet” language of LOLCats called LOLCode.  I remember Scott Hanselman doing an article on it, but glossed over it.  I came across the site again today and, while’s totally insane, it did get me laughing.

Here’s an example of a try/catch block.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

What’s scary is that this isn’t much more difficult to read than some code I’ve inherited from others.  Heh.  If you’re totally bored, I suggest giving it a shot.  Scott’s article explains a .NET version of LOLCode, with compiler, for lots of coding fun!

CODIN IZ FUN!





A word of warning… your domain is your life!

14 01 2008

Thankfully, our domain names and registrations don’t fall under my “responsibilities,” so I’m still employed.  Others may not be so lucky by the end of the day.

I noticed early this morning—I couldn’t access OWA (Outlook Web Access).  After 10–15 minutes of 404 errors, I gave up and came into work.  When I got into the office, it appeared that all external services were down.  Our public web presence, Lyris server, all external applications facing our customers, VPN services, the works.

After three hours of watching people running around like headless chickens, the truth came out.

No one paid our domain renewal bill—our domain expired:D

I’m assuming that the problem is fixed by now and replication is taking it’s course—but the flood of customer complaints, city advocates calling wondering what’s going on and why we’re “for sale,” and the entire enterprise wondering why external email isn’t working is keeping our Customer Service department hopping.

So, a word of warning—when your registrar sends you the 30 day notice, don’t DELETE it. It’s important and your job SHOULD count on it.

Ahh, Happy Monday.





Opera Web Browser == Pornography?

7 01 2008

For part of the current “AJAXing” series, I had to reinstall Opera on my machine.  I’m pretty used to the Evil Stop Sign of Despair, but this really got me laughing… 

 

You cannot access the following Web address:

http://www.augemedia.de/opera/win/925/en/Opera_9.25_Eng_Setup.exe

This site is blocked under the {company} filtering policy. If you believe this site has been blocked inappropriately, send a request for a site review to {email someone who cares}. In order for your request to be processed you must include the address of the site you would like reviewed, your name, and the educational application of the site in question. Please contact Customer Service at {number} if you have additional questions.

 

The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Pornography

 

Now, our filter is supposed to evaluate files AND domains, so it should work.  In addition, come on, it’s Opera—they wouldn’t be hosting on porn sites.

Right??

Ehh.

So, Augemedia, who claims to be “Defying standards since 1989” and is the primary host for US downloads appears to be based out Germany; cool enough.

They have several projects going on…

  • Warring Factions – a MMO strategy game.  No problems there.
  • Bay Dream Templates – Template design for online auctions.  Neat.

And then the one that MAY just be why the filter caught it.

  • Kiss Chance – Adult Dating and Swinger Site.

:D  HA!  Yeah, that probably doesn’t make it through K-12 filtering, but what’s odd is that the “project” isn’t even hosted on the www.augemedia.de domain, but on it’s own domain.  What’s even more ironic is that going directly to that domain DOES get through the filter.  ROFL.

So, I tried three more downloads—and all three were blocked for pornography (I didn’t take the time to “look” at the sites).  I finally found downloaded it directly from the Opera Software link and it worked like a champ.

So, a note to the filtering experts out there—maybe a bit of due dilligence on where “bad” content is and where it REALLY is would be in order? :)

To Opera—what kind of “special payments” are you getting for hosting anyway?  Hah. :)

 





The world was busy…

2 01 2008

While I was off hibernating for the holiday season, it appears the world was quite busy… my OPML feed has almost 200 unread blog posts, 7000 news group posts from the Microsoft communities, and about 190 emails at work.

Eeesh.

I’ve got drafts of 6–7 blog posts that I’ll be posting up in the next day or two—given I ever find my desk and the bottom of my email box. :)